J.P. Whipple... Age: Unknown Sex: Yes

Bios (pick a reality)

• sort of official bio
• the best songwriter ever
• alien abduction bio
• whipple interviews whipple

Discography:

• Thrift Store Wardrobe (2002)
• Dinner For One (2003)
• The Trickle Down EP (2003)
• Plug and Play Messiah, Tycoon Machete (2004)
• Songs for No One (2005)
• The Last Cold One (2006)
• Bible Milk (2009)

Besides making several under the underground hit albums, he is also a famous painter. He has authored several "too good to be published" works including an epic poem called The Toilet . He has also started his own religion with a prophet named Joel. John does not wear shoes. He views them as a scam designed to take away all the pleasure of touching the ground.