Le Tour

A two man band's DIY tour through Europe without label backing, any knowlege of the language or how to get to the next gig, reliable luggage or shoes...

Excerpt

"We are confronted by a overflowed toilet smelling drunk straight from the set of a Herzog film. Filthy starts up a conversation with him which is wrong on two levels. For one thing, they don’t speak the same language. For another, it gives the madman an excuse to hang around and tell his story. The Armenian offers to translate but we don't need his help. He is telling us how he can fuck and fight with the best of them. I am not impressed. He stands at about five feet nothing and if we were to actually fight all I would have to do is step aside and let the pavement kick his miserable ass.

Still, every 6 AM drunk is a champion."

This book is only available through the author either as a PDF (ereader friendly) or handmade and bound by the author. 10$ or 12Euros. To get yours send an email to johnwhip@yahoo.com